ASSHOLE's who wants them?

Memo to all Women:
I've been thinking alot about what kind of men that I've been attracted to lately. I'm embarrassed to say that all the men in my lyfe have been ASSHOLES. I know that too says alot about me as a woman too.

Effective immediately, please try and avoid as much as possible this type of man. Knowing some of the red flags will help you decide if this man is a 'GOOD TRUE SOUL OF A MAN' or if he is an ASSHOLE. If you see the BEWARE sign gurl: Back dat booty up, turn yourself around and run, hop, jump, skid whatever you need to do to scurry away from this man!! I would show pictures of what this type of man looks like, but honestly they all look different but carry the same damn trait of being an ASSHOLE.
So, as you date; watch for signs:

Definitions (I couldn't believe there were so many):

1. A totally and completely passive-aggressive JERK who believes the world SHOULD and MUST revolve around his own wants and needs and whims and who therefore has a sick stupid disregard for the universal law of "reaping what you sow" cuz he "thinks" it SURELY could not apply to or negatively impact him because he thinks he's too much "The S_ _ t!!!"

2. A man who treats women like they don't matter and thinks his shit don't stink.

3. Excretory opening at the end of the alimentary canal insulting terms of address for people who are stupid or irritating or ridiculous a person who is stupid, foolish, despicable, etc. The most miserable or undesirable place in a particular area.

4. An obnoxious, arrogant, self-centered male who women can't seem to get enough of.

5. Someone who thinks he's cool.. but really, really not, and goes around doing things JUST to piss people off.

6. A prick/rude son-of-a-bitch who treats EVERYONE like they are beneath them. Doesn't care if he hurts someone's feelings.

7. Asshole is a multi-purpose label frequently used to describe an ignorant or inconsiderate person.

8. An inconsiderate, arrogant, uncaring, selfish, borderline sadistic, apathetic, mean, spiteful, dishonorable, bastard of a man who could tempt the Pope into a fight.

9. An inconsiderate person who tries to blame everything on other people. When his one defense make him seems like a jerk

10. A person with no regard for other peoples' feelings; the epidemy of a jerk; a prick; a completely self-centered individual; someone who isn't concerned with how their actions affect other people. A person who just wants to fuck around with your head.

11. You cannot fully construct a meaning that fully encompasses what this vicious insult means. If you're an asshole, you are disgusting, loathesome, vile, distasteful, wrathful, belligerent, agoraphobic, and more. Assholes are human fecal matter. They are the lowest of the low. They transcend all forms of immorality. It is the very worst of insults; to be called an asshole is to have your very soul ripped apart and shat on.

12. The opening at the lower end of the alimentary canal through which solid waste is eliminated from the body. The asshole is closely related to the sphincter which is a ringlike muscle that normally maintains constriction of the asshole or other orifice and relaxes as required to push your shitstool out of your body.

Personally, #1 #2 #8 and #10 are my "red flags". I'm not going to hesitate to back my booty up turn myself around and scurry away with the quickness!

Feel free to add your own ASSHOLE definitions, I would love to hear them.